“Hey there- I noticed your profile and thought it might be nice to reach out to you. I have a great life and am looking for a lady to share that with. Perhaps we can talk and see where the conversation takes us. Hope you have a good day. C :-)”
NICE! well, maybe a little vanilla. But at least it’s not offensive or im 2 cool 2 use rl wds. I settle on mildly promising.
I click on his profile photos.
Hmmm…one blurry face shot of himself, and he looks stoned. *Concerned face.*
What other pics does he have?
Next pic, a sunset beach shot featuring…nine emperor penguins. *scratches head*
Next pic? A sunset over water. *WTF.*
Next and LAST pic? Two fish hooks making a heart around a phrase in the Bible, ‘Love never fails’. *UHMMMM. Concerned face + scratching head + WTF.*
And if all that weren’t enough to make me swoon RIGHT into his arms, there’s always his username: [female action character’s]Hero. NO NO NO NO NO!!!